Thursday, February 11, 2010

Well That Was a First!

February 11th, 2010

Yesterday I wore my new pants to work. I absolutely love them! They’re as comfortable as Lulu’s, but they look like dress pants. Genius! Now since they’re form fitting I had to wear a thong… Let me tell you a little story about me and thongs. We don’t get along. For many years I faked relationships with thongs. Pretending to love them, pretending they made me feel sexy, but the truth is I hate them. I think they’re uncomfortable and I only wear them when I don’t want to be the girl with the underwear line. So yesterday I put on a pair of thongs for that reason, but since I literally have not worn a pair since I’ve become pregnant I failed to calculate how uncomfortable they’d be given the weight I’ve put on. Wow! If I thought they made me squirm before… Mid-morning I decided I couldn’t take it anymore. In a desperate act I closed my office door, grabbed my scissors and went at them. I cut right down the middle of them and felt instant relief. When I got home I threw those suckers in the garbage and boy did it feel good (to see them in the trash and to have them off my body). Booty shorts will forever be the new thong to me!


  1. This one made me giggle girlfriend.
    That girl with the underwear line.

  2. LOL I used to wear them...until I got pregnant. I've never really been a big fan either. Being pregnant and wearing a thong I thought was fine. Just wait until you try maternity underwear! I refused for fear of large underwear (boy short were my favorite). Let me tell you something...the first time I put them on all I could think was "why the hell didn't I do this earlier?!" Sooooo comfortable!